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Quantum Nano: Hollywood's Scientific Vocabulary

Physics Science

4 months ago 9.8K views 0 shares

Quantum Nano: Hollywood's Scientific Vocabulary

Hollywood screenwriters have exactly two scientific words in their vocabulary: "quantum" and "nano." Need to explain how your superhero travels through time? Quantum! Want to create an impossibly small device that does literally anything? Nano! It's the cinematic equivalent of yelling "SCIENCE!" and running away before anyone asks questions. Next blockbuster idea: Quantum NanoTech™ - where the science is made up and the physics don't matter!

That's Not How Elements Work!

Chemistry Science

4 months ago 10.0K views 0 shares

That's Not How Elements Work!

Every chemist watching sci-fi movies just died a little inside. The periodic table isn't some exclusive VIP club that elements can just opt out of! It's literally a comprehensive chart of all known elements in the universe. When screenwriters throw in the "not on the periodic table" line, they might as well say "this car runs on imagination juice" or "this computer is powered by rainbow dust." Just once I'd love to hear "we've discovered element 119" instead of this nonsense. Hollywood writers, please—just spend 5 minutes on Wikipedia before writing your next science monologue!