Scp Memes

The University of Chicago Math Department has discovered the ultimate storage solution: a website claiming to list "all prime numbers." That's like saying you've cataloged all the stars in the universe on a Post-it note. Since prime numbers are infinite, this would require infinite storage—making it a mathematical SCP (anomalous object) that defies the laws of computer science. I bet their server room is just a single USB drive connected to a Klein bottle.