Scientific patience Memes

The ultimate long-term commitment joke! This meme plays on the mind-blowing stability of protons, which have an estimated half-life of 10 34 years. The prankster waits patiently on day 1, checks in at day 365, and is still waiting at 1.67×10 34 years later—essentially outlasting the universe itself for the punchline. It's like setting up a whoopee cushion and waiting until the heat death of the universe for someone to sit on it. Talk about dedication to the bit! Physicists have yet to observe proton decay, making this possibly the least efficient prank in cosmic history.