Science vs politics Memes

States of matter vs. states of the union! While America boasts about its 50 political divisions, scientists are sitting in the corner hyperventilating because our country only acknowledges THREE states of matter?! The audacity! Someone fetch my periodic table and thermodynamics textbook—we've got plasma, Bose-Einstein condensates, and like a dozen other exotic states being completely ignored by the constitution! It's a matter emergency! The founding fathers clearly skipped physics class.