Schrodingers-cat Memes

Three physics legends walk into a traffic stop, and each one perfectly embodies their most famous principle. Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states you can't simultaneously know both position and momentum with precision—so naturally he knows his exact location but has no clue about his speed. Schrödinger's cat exists in a superposition of alive and dead states until observed, which is why opening the trunk collapses the wave function and forces the cat into a definite (unfortunate) state. And Ohm? He resists. Because resistance is literally his thing (V=IR, anyone?). This is what happens when you let theoretical physicists operate motor vehicles. The cop probably needed a PhD just to write the incident report.