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When Studying Machine Learning Destroys Your Soul

When Studying Machine Learning Destroys Your Soul
The evolution of machine learning knowledge in three stages: Stage 1: "Just some colored dots on a graph." The blissful ignorance of a beginner who hasn't yet fallen down the rabbit hole. Stage 2: "Actually, it's a machine learning model!" The intermediate student recognizes clustering algorithms and feels smug about their newfound knowledge. Stage 3: "This is AI." The exhausted advanced student who's spent so many hours staring at scatter plots they've transcended detailed explanations and just want to graduate already. The perfect visualization of how your brain cells cluster together and then slowly die during a machine learning course. What starts as curiosity ends with existential dread—and they're literally the same scatter plot the entire time!

New Math Just Dropped

New Math Just Dropped
Statisticians everywhere are feeling personally attacked right now! The left panel shows a classic example of a terrible linear regression with an R² value of 0.06 (meaning only 6% of the variation is explained by the model). Meanwhile, the right panel reveals that connecting random dots to form "Rexthor, the Dog-Bearer" is somehow more meaningful than forcing that sad excuse for a trendline. This brilliantly skewers how researchers sometimes torture data until it confesses to relationships that aren't really there. When your correlation is this weak, you might as well be playing celestial connect-the-dots and claiming you've discovered a new constellation!