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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Scab Memes

Posts tagged with Scab

Platelets: Am I A Joke To You?

Biology Medicine Science
1 month ago 7.9K views 0 shares
Platelets: Am I A Joke To You?
Those tiny blood cells worked overtime to create that scab fortress, and here you are demolishing their masterpiece like some biological vandal! Platelets are the unsung heroes of wound healing—rushing to injury sites, sticking together, and triggering the coagulation cascade faster than university students rush for free pizza. They literally sacrifice themselves to save you from bleeding out, and you repay them by picking at their handiwork? The betrayal! Next time you're tempted to pick a scab, remember there's a microscopic platelet army glaring up at you with the same disappointed expression as the man in this meme.

Cell Signals vs. Human Sabotage

Biology Medicine Science
4 months ago 12.6K views 0 shares
Cell Signals vs. Human Sabotage
Ever feel like your body is sending mixed messages? That's basically your fibroblasts in a nutshell! These hardworking cells are busting their little cellular butts trying to heal wounds and repair tissues, sending chemical signals and making proteins like responsible adults. Meanwhile, there's you - picking at that same scab for the 7,261,948th time, completely undoing all their work! 😂 It's like having microscopic construction workers rebuilding your skin while you keep knocking down their scaffolding. Your fibroblasts are screaming, "WE'RE TRYING TO WORK HERE!" while you're just like "hmmm, this scab feels loose..."

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