Roast Memes

History's first mathematical roast just dropped harder than Babylonian civilization. Some ancient mathematician proudly shows off his groundbreaking invention of zero, only to immediately become the victim of its first practical application. Nothing like inventing the perfect numerical representation of your dating life! The Mesopotamian equivalent of "I'm not just the president of hair club for men, I'm also a client." This is why you never demonstrate new mathematical concepts at parties—the burn potential is inversely proportional to the numerical value.

What we're witnessing here is statistical warfare at its finest. The initial insult "You are mean" gets countered with increasingly brutal mathematical burns. From being called the "median" (just average, how boring) to the "mode" (repetitive much?), things escalate to being compared to the arbitrary constant in integration that professors never explain. But the killing blow? Being called "the numbers after 3.14" - essentially saying you're completely irrelevant digits that nobody bothers to memorize. Mathematicians don't need weapons when they can calculate exactly where to hurt you.

This is what happens when math nerds fight! Starting with basic statistics insults (mean, median, mode) before escalating to the truly devastating burns. That integration constant (+C) really got me—utterly useless yet mandatory in every solution. Then the air resistance dig? Pure savagery. But the final blow about being "the numbers after 3.14" is just chef's kiss. Nothing says "you're insignificant" like comparing someone to the endless, forgettable digits of pi that everyone truncates anyway. Next time someone asks why mathematicians don't have normal arguments, just show them this masterpiece of numerical warfare.

This is mathematical savagery at its finest! The first line tells someone to go play with their "square root of negative friend" - which is imaginary because you can't take the square root of a negative number in real mathematics! Then it gets even more brutal with formal set theory notation stating that the intersection of the person's friends and the commenters on the thread equals the empty set. Translation: none of the people commenting are your friends! The final mathematical burn uses limits to say that as comments approach infinity, the number of f***s given approaches zero. Pure mathematical destruction!