Road safety Memes

Ever notice how transportation engineers are basically the Spider-Man meme personified? They're too busy pointing fingers at enforcement and education while 4 million bodies pile up from car crashes. That fine print disclaimer is peak bureaucratic poetry: "Safety is not our job." Translation: We design the roads, but if you die on them, that's a you problem. Nothing says American infrastructure quite like prioritizing "vehicle level of service" over, you know, human survival. Next time someone complains about a dangerous intersection, just remember—those engineers are technically correct, the best kind of correct!

Transportation engineers watching millions of crashes like: "Have you tried turning your driving off and on again?" 🔥 The classic IT support response applied to road safety! Engineers design the systems, but then blame the "wetware" (that's YOU, human drivers) when statistics go boom. It's like blaming the keyboard for typos! The dark humor here is how engineers distance themselves from design flaws by labeling catastrophic statistics as simple "user error" - as if 14 million crashes are just people not reading the road manual properly. Next they'll suggest roads would be perfectly safe if humans didn't exist!