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When Pure Math Trumps Saving The World

When Pure Math Trumps Saving The World
Mathematicians have a special talent for ignoring practical problems that could save humanity in favor of obsessing over abstract number theory puzzles that have stumped everyone for centuries. The Twin Prime Conjecture (the idea that there are infinitely many pairs of primes that differ by 2) has been unsolved since 1849, and some brilliant minds would rather spend decades on it than cure cancer or solve climate change. Because obviously figuring out if 41 and 43 have infinite friends is more important than trivial matters like human survival. Pure mathematics: where the most brilliant minds go to avoid being useful!

The Evolutionary Biologist's True Research Priorities

The Evolutionary Biologist's True Research Priorities
The evolutionary biologist's hierarchy of intellectual pursuits! From the mundane task of sorting species by physical characteristics (yawn), to the more sophisticated evolutionary history approach, to the somewhat respectable biogeographical analysis... and then there's what actually gets researchers excited: basic reproductive behavior observation. Nothing captures scientific attention quite like watching nature's awkward mating rituals. Taxonomy is important and all, but let's be honest—thirty years of academic training just to end up hiding in bushes with binoculars watching tortoises get it on. And they say romance is dead in science!