Research hazards Memes

Chemistry lab safety? Who needs it! This mock product from Sigma-Aldrich (the supplier every chemist knows too well) features "Daily Dimethylmercury Body Lotion" with the honest tagline "intensely damages neurons" and "clinically proven to destroy you." For the uninitiated, dimethylmercury is one of the most dangerous chemicals known to science. Just a few drops absorbed through the skin can cause irreversible neurological damage and death. The famous chemist Karen Wetterhahn died from accidental exposure despite wearing latex gloves (turns out it goes right through them). Nothing says "I love my lab mates" like sharing this deadly moisturizer with the whole team! Safety third, am I right?