Repetitive Memes

The eternal punchline of astrophysics strikes again! Every black hole documentary inevitably drops the "not even light can escape" line like it's the most mind-blowing revelation since sliced bread. It's the cosmic equivalent of that friend who keeps telling the same joke at every party, completely oblivious that we've all heard it 50 times already. Physicists worldwide are collectively rolling their eyes while documentary producers high-five each other for "educating the masses" with this groundbreaking information for the 10,000th time.