Real gas Memes

The perfect embodiment of every chemistry student's disillusionment. First year: "PV=nRT is beautiful and elegant!" By senior year: "Van der Waals equation gives me nightmares." The ideal gas is the superhero we want—perfect, predictable, obedient. The real gas is what we actually get—smoking, complicated, and refusing to follow the rules when the pressure's on. Just like dating profiles versus reality. Textbooks vs. lab results. Expectation vs. the crushing weight of thermodynamic reality.