Reactive metals Memes

Teenage chemistry enthusiasts discovering that tossing sodium into water creates a SPECTACULAR KABOOM! Meanwhile, international treaties are like "please don't weaponize the periodic table." The pure unbridled joy of watching alkali metals dance violently on water is apparently frowned upon by people who hate fun and scientific discovery. Those party-poopers with their "safety regulations" and "not wanting the lab to explode." Psssh! Just because something releases hydrogen gas and enough heat to trigger spontaneous combustion doesn't mean we can't appreciate the beauty of electron transfer reactions! *twirls beaker maniacally*