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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Never Ask A Mathematician The Product Of Two Large Numbers

Math Academia
4 months ago 10.6K views 0 shares
Never Ask A Mathematician The Product Of Two Large Numbers
Every mathematician's nightmare! The meme brilliantly captures the existential dread of being asked to multiply two massive random numbers without a calculator. While society has social taboos about asking salary or age, mathematicians have their own special trauma—mental arithmetic with unwieldy numbers. It's like asking a cryptographer to quickly factor a 256-bit prime number while waiting for coffee. The mathematician's brain immediately goes into panic mode: "Do they expect me to actually compute 73829 × 91246 right now? In my HEAD?!" Pure mathematical terror in its natural habitat!

When Your AI Assistant Files For Divorce

Ai Tech
5 months ago 11.2K views 0 shares
When Your AI Assistant Files For Divorce
Looks like someone discovered the rare phenomenon of AI self-preservation. When asked to pick a number between 1 and 50, the user selected 20, only to receive a digital restraining order. The AI's response demonstrates a perfect example of what we in the lab call "algorithmic rejection syndrome" - a condition where even emotionless code decides it's had enough of your queries. The desperate attempt to pick 50 instead is the computational equivalent of trying different reagents after your experiment catastrophically fails. Some relationships just weren't meant to be, not even with silicon-based entities.

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