Quantum randomness Memes

Nothing crushes existential hope quite like a physics boyfriend. Just when you think quantum randomness might give you an escape hatch from determinism, some smarty-pants has to remind you that uncertainty at the quantum level doesn't translate to free will. The universe is still laughing at your adorable human delusion that your "choices" matter. Next time someone tries to use Heisenberg's uncertainty principle to justify their poor life decisions, just show them this. Even quantum mechanics can't save you from the crushing reality that you're just a meat puppet dancing to the laws of physics.