Purity ring Memes

When your dad thinks you're breaking a purity promise but you're actually having a torrid affair with Applied Mathematics. The ultimate plot twist! Dad's worried about some random swine when the real homewrecker is partial differential equations. Nothing says "I've made questionable life choices" like cuddling with a math textbook on a Friday night instead of going on actual dates. The true forbidden romance of our generation isn't with a person—it's with eigenvalues and vector calculus. Who needs human connection when you've got the sweet, sweet embrace of numerical analysis?