Protium Memes

The chemistry gacha game nobody asked for but we all deserved. Getting regular hydrogen (protium) is like pulling a common card when you're hunting for those sweet, sweet isotopes. Deuterium? That's your rare pull at 0.099%. And tritium? Practically mythical. Don't even get me started on the impossible tetraneutron hydrogen - that's like expecting to win the lottery while being struck by lightning twice. Just another day in the lab, rolling for hydrogen variants and pretending we're not disappointed with the 99.9% protium drop rate.