Procedures Memes

Medical professionals be like: "Choose your weapon!" 🔪 This handy guide to the stabby tools of healthcare shows why doctors and nurses are basically just socially acceptable vampires with extra steps. The hypodermic needle is the classic all-rounder for when they want to put stuff INTO you, while that terrifyingly long spinal needle is what happens when someone said "make it reach the SPINE" and the designer took it personally. And don't get me started on the Tuohy needle - that curved monstrosity looks like it was designed by someone who thought regular needles weren't intimidating enough! Next time your doctor says "just a little pinch," show them this chart and ask "which kind of pinch exactly?" 💉