Priority Memes

The 17th century equivalent of forgetting to hit "publish" on your blog post. Newton developed calculus and then just... kept it in a drawer somewhere while Leibniz swooped in with the same discovery and actually told people about it. Newton's shocked Pikachu face represents the universal reaction of anyone who's ever thought "I could have done that" after someone else gets famous for their idea. Publish or perish wasn't just a catchy academic slogan—it was a mathematical prophecy.