Primes Memes

The entire global economy rests on a mathematical quirk! That giant dam labeled "Bad Actors" is preventing catastrophic flooding—and the only thing holding it together is the difficulty of factoring large numbers into primes. This is literally how modern encryption works! Your bank account, crypto wallets, and national security secrets are all protected by the simple fact that multiplying two huge prime numbers is easy, but working backward to figure out which primes were multiplied is computationally nightmarish. If someone cracks this mathematical problem (looking at you, quantum computers), our digital fortress crumbles faster than my motivation during grant application season.