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Chat Am I Smart Yet?

Math Academia Science

14 days ago 19.9K views 0 shares

Chat Am I Smart Yet?

Plebeians say "one." Intellectuals prefer "scalar identity matrix." Same mathematical concept, exponentially higher chance of being invited to departmental cocktail parties. The transformation from regular bear to tuxedo bear perfectly captures that moment when you discover using unnecessarily complex terminology makes people assume you're brilliant. Works until someone asks you to explain eigenvalues.

The Escalating Vocabulary Of A Chemistry Career

Chemistry Science Academia Lab-life

8 months ago 15.0K views 0 shares

The Escalating Vocabulary Of A Chemistry Career

The evolution of a chemist's vocabulary in real time. Regular people say "soda." First-year chemistry students proudly use "carbonated water" to sound scientific. But the final form? The lab veteran who's spent too many nights titrating solutions: "0.17% dilute carbonic acid." Because nothing says "I have a PhD" like making simple beverages sound like they require hazmat handling.