Politicians Memes

Finally, someone who understands imaginary numbers! While one politician shows the equation i² = -1 without context (probably copied from a campaign advisor's cheat sheet), and another demands "source?" (as if math needs a Fox News citation), the third actually provides the mathematical proof. For those who slept through complex analysis: imaginary numbers aren't some liberal conspiracy—they're the foundation of quantum mechanics, electrical engineering, and that app that tells you how depressed your houseplants are. The proof shown is legitimately correct, treating ℝ² as a vector space and showing that yes, there exists an element i where i² = -1. Next week: politicians trying to explain Schrödinger's cat. Spoiler alert: they'll claim the cat is simultaneously alive, dead, and voting in swing states.

Someone needs to explain statistics to this poor guy! He's shocked that 25% of students are in the bottom quartile... but that's literally what a quartile IS! 🤦‍♂️ Quartiles divide data into four equal parts - so by definition, 25% of ANY population will ALWAYS be in the bottom quartile. That's not a crisis, that's just... math working correctly! It's like being horrified that half the population is below average intelligence. That's how averages work! The real education crisis might be politicians who don't understand basic statistics trying to make education policy! 😂