Political science Memes

Chemistry nerds unite! This brilliant crossover combines political dissolution with actual chemical dissolution. Fluoroantimonic acid (H 2 FSbF 6 ) is literally the strongest superacid known to science—over 10 19 times stronger than pure sulfuric acid! It's so corrosive it dissolves glass, most containers, and yes, would absolutely obliterate a parliament building. The perfect solution for both governmental and molecular bond breakdowns. Just remember to store your constitutional crisis in Teflon containers only!

Scientists have discovered the most inefficient element in the universe - Governmentium (Gv) ! This fictional element brilliantly parodies bureaucracy using chemistry terminology. Instead of electrons, protons, and neutrons, it has "morons" holding together "assistant neutrons" and "deputy neutrons" in a bloated structure that slows down every reaction it touches! The best part? Governmentium never actually decays - it just "reorganizes" and gets BIGGER over time! And when you add money as a catalyst, you get "Administratium" with twice as many morons! This is basically the periodic table's way of roasting government inefficiency, and I'm totally here for this level of scientific sass!

Politics might be divisive, but chemical bonds are downright radical . Here we have Pelosi performing the perfect demonstration of homolytic cleavage—taking a stable Cl₂ molecule and ripping it into two chlorine radicals, each with their own unpaired electron. Just like in chemistry, what was once a stable covalent bond is now two highly reactive entities ready to attack anything in their path. Those chlorine radicals will steal electrons faster than politicians make campaign promises. Chemistry doesn't care about your political party, but it does care about achieving a full octet.