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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Poisson Memes

Posts tagged with Poisson

When Someone Poissons Your Drink

Math Science
1 month ago 5.3K views 0 shares
When Someone Poissons Your Drink
This is a brilliant math pun that'll make statistics nerds snort their coffee! The meme shows a person gradually transforming into a construction worker with a hard hat and crane background—visualizing what happens when someone "Poissons your drink." It's playing on the Poisson distribution (pronounced "pwah-sohn," like "poison") which is a probability distribution that models random events occurring within a fixed time interval. Just like how adding poison transforms your drink, the Poisson distribution transforms your random variables! Next time you're at a statistics conference, order a "Poisson distribution on the rocks" and watch the mathematicians lose it!

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