Planet nine Memes

Finding three Earth-sized planets in a binary star system? EXCITING! 🎉 But narrowing down the elusive Planet Nine's position? That's the astronomical equivalent of finding a needle in a cosmic haystack while blindfolded! Astronomers get super pumped about discovering new exoplanets (especially in challenging binary systems), but the decades-long hunt for the theoretical Planet Nine in our own solar system has turned many bright-eyed scientists into hardened detectives with thousand-yard stares. Fun fact: An astronomical unit (au) is the distance between Earth and the Sun, so they're searching in a zone roughly 500-700 times that distance. Talk about looking for a very tiny needle in a VERY big haystack!

Finding three Earth-sized planets 73.5 light-years away? Easy, exciting, publication-worthy. Narrowing down the hypothetical Planet Nine that's supposedly lurking in our own backyard? That's the kind of soul-crushing work that turns bright-eyed astronomers into chain-smoking nihilists. The astronomical equivalent of spending decades searching for your keys when they were in your pocket the whole time... except we still haven't found the keys. And they might not exist. And your pocket might be a mathematical error.