Pineapple Memes

Mathematicians have been trying to explain function composition for centuries, but nothing drives the point home like pizza and pineapple. When f(x) = pizza and g(x) = pineapple, we get two completely different culinary crimes depending on the order of operations. f(g(x)) gives you Hawaiian pizza (tolerable), but g(f(x)) produces that abomination at the bottom - pizza-topped pineapple. And they say math has no practical applications.

Just left my pineapple alone for five minutes and returned to find it's undergone the Banach-Tarski paradox. For the uninitiated, this mathematical theorem suggests you can theoretically decompose a solid ball into pieces and reassemble them into two identical copies of the original ball. Completely violates conservation of matter, but hey, that's set theory for you. The dog's expression perfectly captures my internal mathematician having an existential crisis. Guess I'll need twice the amount of rum for those piña coladas now.