The eternal battle between theoretical purity and practical chaos! On the left, our meticulous scientific method with its rigorous variables and significant figures that somehow creates more problems than solutions. Meanwhile, the engineering chads are over there approximating π = e = 3 and *still* building bridges that don't collapse! Scientists: "But my 17 decimal places of accuracy!" Engineers: "Haha, round number go brrr!" The scientific method may be noble, but sometimes you just need someone who'll duct tape a solution together while violating several laws of mathematics!