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My Retinas Are Literally Burning

My Retinas Are Literally Burning
The retina-searing horror! For the uninitiated, candela per square meter (cd/m²) measures screen brightness, and 1000+ cd/m² is basically like staring directly into a miniature sun. Your corneas practically sizzle while your friend casually browses the web, oblivious to the fact they're generating enough luminance to signal passing aircraft. The true mark of a psychopath isn't serial killing—it's running maximum brightness without dark mode in 2023. Your poor photoreceptors never stood a chance.

What's Light To One Maybe Darkness To Others

What's Light To One Maybe Darkness To Others
Scientists over here having existential crises about visible light spectrums while animals are just vibing with whatever wavelengths they can see! Most animals perceive a fraction of the electromagnetic spectrum that humans do, and some (like bees and mantis shrimp) see ultraviolet light we can't even imagine. Meanwhile, scientists are frantically drawing diagrams and writing papers about how different species perceive reality differently. The seal's just like "yep, looks good to me" while the scientists are ready to debate you into oblivion about tetrachromacy and cone cell distributions. Classic case of overthinking what's literally just "see pretty colors, brain go brrr."

The Real Reason Night Vision Is Green

The Real Reason Night Vision Is Green
The scientific explanation? Boring. The real reason night vision is green? Pure 90s gaming nostalgia! Remember squinting at that tiny Game Boy screen while hiding under your blanket after bedtime? Those monochromatic green pixels of Metal Gear Solid on the original Game Boy are forever burned into our retinas. Sure, rod cells in our eyes are more sensitive to green wavelengths (around 555 nanometers), making it the optimal choice for low-light amplification... but let's be honest, military engineers just wanted to feel like they were in a video game while crawling through the jungle. Science is just an excuse for our collective nostalgia!

All About The Cones

All About The Cones
Behold the passionate physiology professor's moment of glory! Human color vision relies on specialized photoreceptor cells called cones in our retinas. While rods help us see in dim light, it's the three types of cones (responding to red, green, and blue wavelengths) that let us experience the full rainbow of existence! The professor's intensity perfectly captures that special academic fervor that happens when someone gets to teach their favorite topic. The hand gesture? That's universal professor sign language for "this will DEFINITELY be on the exam!"

The Spectrum Superiority Complex

The Spectrum Superiority Complex
Humans: "We can see the entire rainbow! Aren't we special?" Mantis shrimp: *sees ultraviolet, infrared, and colors we can't even imagine* "Cute. You're basically colorblind toddlers." The human visible spectrum is pathetically limited to wavelengths between 380-700 nanometers, while some animals can perceive ultraviolet light below 380nm and infrared above 700nm. Mantis shrimp, nature's overachievers, have 16 photoreceptor types compared to our measly 3. They're literally seeing a world we can't comprehend—like trying to explain TikTok to your grandparents, but with physics.