Phosphorus Memes

The eternal battle between safety protocols and creative waste disposal techniques! Patrick's about to learn why chemistry labs have special disposal containers for reactive compounds. Phosphorus pentoxide (P₂O₅) is wildly reactive with water, creating phosphoric acid in an exothermic reaction that would make the trash bin regret its career choice. That's basically the chemical equivalent of throwing a grenade in the garbage and saying "it'll be fine!" Spoiler alert: the lab TA will NOT find this amusing, and neither will the fire department making their third visit this semester.