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Mathematical Self-Defense Protocol

Mathematical Self-Defense Protocol
This math nerd just weaponized prime numbers for self-defense! 🔢🛡️ The genius move here is using the mathematical definition of prime numbers (divisible only by 1 and itself) to verify their phone number is legit when someone demands it at gunpoint. Most people couldn't verify a 10-digit prime on the spot! Fun fact: There are over 455 million 10-digit prime numbers, so chances are decent your phone number actually is one. The ultimate mathematical self-defense system!

Here's My Number, Call Me Maybe If You Can Solve This

Here's My Number, Call Me Maybe If You Can Solve This
Dating in STEM fields requires proper filtration methods. This elaborate mathematical expression likely evaluates to a simple 10-digit phone number, but serves as an effective screening mechanism to ensure only those with sufficient calculus trauma can make contact. The beauty here is that solving this equation is basically the first date. By the time you've worked through all those logarithms, cube roots, and trigonometric functions, you've already invested more time than most relationships last anyway.

A Prime Number For A Prime Lady

A Prime Number For A Prime Lady
The smoothest mathematical pickup line in history! This genius is verifying their crush's phone number is actually prime (divisible only by 1 and itself) before using it as a flirty conversation starter. The "especially if they have a weapon" part suggests this might not be the most consensual number exchange... but hey, at least they're committed to mathematical accuracy while potentially committing a felony. Dating in STEM fields requires both courage and computational verification—this person's bringing both!