Oh sweet merciful Pythagoras! Someone forgot their decimal places! The line for $70k is packed, while our mathematical maverick runs to the "$700,000 in pennies" booth thinking he's outsmarted the system. Plot twist: 700,000 pennies = $7,000, not $700,000! That's like thinking you discovered a wormhole but actually just walked through your own front door backward. 🤦♂️ The universe may be expanding, but those pennies aren't multiplying themselves! Remember kids, unit conversion is what separates us from the animals... and apparently some humans too!