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Calculator Is Broken 💔

Calculator Is Broken 💔
That Texas Instruments calculator showing 10+10*2=30 is the mathematical equivalent of finding contamination in your control sample. The calculator isn't broken—it's just following order of operations (PEMDAS) where multiplication happens before addition. The correct answer is 30, not 40. It's like telling a grad student to "heat the solution then add the catalyst" and they add the catalyst first because they didn't read the protocol properly. Classic operator error masquerading as technology failure.

Verbal Narrative Math

Verbal Narrative Math
The existential crisis when you realize "half of 50" could mean 50÷2 or 50×0.5, both giving you 25, then add 20 to get 45. But wait... is it (50÷2)+20 or 50÷(2+20)? The correct answer is B) 45, but the mounting dread that someone might pick A) 22 because they divided 50 by 22 is enough to make any mathematician contemplate a career change. Order of operations trauma strikes again.

The Great Mathematical Civil War Of 2021

The Great Mathematical Civil War Of 2021
BEHOLD! The mathematical mayhem that breaks the internet! The equation "6÷2(1+2)=" has sparked more heated debates than whether Pluto is a planet! The correct answer is 9 (do parentheses first: 6÷2×3=9), but countless math-traumatized souls insist it's 1 (doing 2(3)=6 first, then 6÷6=1). It's PEMDAS pandemonium! The meme perfectly captures how a century-old mathematical convention can still cause people to absolutely lose their minds on social media. And they say math isn't exciting! *cackles maniacally while scribbling equations on windows*

Math Wars: The Order Of Operations

Math Wars: The Order Of Operations
The eternal battle between people who remember PEMDAS and those who just... don't. The equation 230 - 220 * 0.5 equals 120 if you ignore order of operations (230 - 110 = 120), but it's actually 120 if you follow the rules (220 * 0.5 = 110, then 230 - 110 = 120). Wait... both answers are 120? That can't be right. Let me recalculate... Oh, it's actually 230 - 110 = 120! The meme is claiming the answer is 5, which is spectacularly wrong, hence the normal distribution of intelligence showing most people getting it correct while the extremes (both geniuses and, well, not-so-geniuses) somehow agree on the wrong answer. This is basically Facebook comment sections whenever someone posts "Only geniuses can solve 2+2×2!" and then everyone fights to the death about whether it's 6 or 8.

Santa's Order Of Operations Intervention

Santa's Order Of Operations Intervention
Santa's bringing mathematical clarity to town! The "naughty" expression (6 ÷ 2(1 + 2)) is the infamous math problem that breaks the internet every few months. Without proper notation, it's ambiguously evil—is it (6÷2)×3=9 or 6÷(2×3)=1? The "nice" versions eliminate the ambiguity by clearly showing the intended grouping. This is why mathematicians drink heavily during holiday parties. Remember kids: parentheses are free, and they prevent family arguments better than avoiding politics at dinner.

The Great Mathematical Civil War

The Great Mathematical Civil War
The internet's favorite pastime: watching people fight over basic math! The equation "6+6+6+6×0=" has a clear answer of 18 because of the order of operations (PEMDAS). Multiplication before addition means the 6×0=0, then add up the three 6's. But watch as mathematical chaos ensues! Some folks ignore PEMDAS entirely and calculate left-to-right (getting 0), while others somehow conjure up answers like 6 or 11 from the mathematical void. It's like watching people argue whether water is wet while the mathematicians in the corner are having aneurysms. Nothing unites the internet quite like confidently incorrect math. Next up: debating whether 0.999... equals 1 or if we should just burn all the textbooks and start over.

From PEMDAS To Collatz Conjecture: A Love Story

From PEMDAS To Collatz Conjecture: A Love Story
The classic math flirtation escalates from basic arithmetic to the Collatz conjecture faster than you can say "order of operations." First panel: cute small talk about loving math. Second panel: suddenly we're discussing Terence Tao's work on almost bounded values in Collatz orbits—one of the most notorious unsolved problems in mathematics. Meanwhile, that simple equation (6 ÷ 2(1+2) = 1) is just sitting there, causing internet flame wars because people can't agree if the answer is 1 or 9. It's like bringing a knife to a thermonuclear war. The mathematical equivalent of saying "I like jogging" and your date responding with their complete strategy for winning an ultramarathon on Mars.

Just To Be Sure!

Just To Be Sure!
The eternal mathematical trust issues! That moment when you calculate (2+2)×3 and still use parentheses around the 2+2 even though your calculator follows PEMDAS perfectly fine. It's like double-checking that your front door is locked after locking it and checking it twice already. The fear of accidentally computing 2+(2×3) instead haunts us all—because one wrong operation and suddenly your rocket crashes into Mars instead of orbiting it. The parentheses are our mathematical security blanket, and we're not giving them up!

Only Has A Fraction Of The Power

Only Has A Fraction Of The Power
The mathematical operators have been deployed! While the soldiers wield their standard-issue firearms, the percent sign is clearly the comedic relief of the unit. That poor percentage symbol only deals with fractions of numbers, unlike its more powerful squadmates: addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division, who can transform values completely! In the mathematical hierarchy of operations, our colorful clown (%) is just hanging out at the bottom of the PEMDAS pecking order. It's like bringing a water pistol to a nuclear war—technically a weapon, but c'mon now.

The Mathematical Bamboozle That Broke The Internet

The Mathematical Bamboozle That Broke The Internet
The math equation trap strikes again! This one's deliciously evil because it plays on people's tendency to ignore order of operations. Following PEMDAS (Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication/Division, Addition/Subtraction), we need to do the multiplication first: 22×2 = 44. Then we calculate -20+44 = 24. But wait! None of the options show 24! That's the diabolical twist - the correct answer isn't even listed! No wonder barely anyone found the "right option" - it's a mathematical bamboozle designed to trigger internet arguments and make everyone question their sanity!

Oof Ouch My Order Of Operations

Oof Ouch My Order Of Operations
The internet's favorite pastime: watching someone confidently post catastrophically wrong math while claiming only geniuses can solve it. Nothing triggers mathematicians faster than seeing "2+2×2=8" with Einstein's face slapped on it. These "Only for genius??" posts are the mathematical equivalent of stepping on a LEGO—pure, unnecessary pain. The comments section inevitably turns into a battleground between people who remember PEMDAS and those who think calculators are a government conspiracy.

The Great Mathematical Showdown

The Great Mathematical Showdown
The eternal mathematical showdown! On the left, Team 6 is screaming "24!" because 6+6+6+6 equals 24. On the right, Team 0 is yelling "ZERO!" because anything multiplied by zero equals zero. It's the classic order of operations debate that breaks friendships and family dinners! Without parentheses, we follow PEMDAS (Multiplication before Addition), making Team 0 technically correct. But let's be honest - Team 6 has that passionate "I refuse to accept zero destroying all my hard addition work" energy we've all felt in math class.