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The Ultimate Space Race Technicality

The Ultimate Space Race Technicality
During the 1957 Pascal-B nuclear test, a 900kg steel cap covering a test shaft was blasted off at an estimated 66 km/s (5x escape velocity). While historians calmly credit Sputnik as humanity's first space object, nuclear physicists are having an existential crisis knowing a random manhole cover might have been yeeted into interstellar space years earlier. The cover was never found—probably because it's somewhere between here and Alpha Centauri by now. Just another day in Cold War physics: turning infrastructure into accidental spacecraft since 1957.

Launched By A Nuclear Test

Launched By A Nuclear Test
History books: "Sputnik 1 was the first object in space." Nuclear physicist at a conference: "Actually, during the 1957 Pascal-B underground nuclear test, a 900kg steel manhole cover was likely launched at six times escape velocity, making it both the first human object in space and the fastest man-made object ever. The camera only caught a single frame of it before it vanished." The manhole cover was never found. Somewhere in the galaxy, an alien civilization is probably studying a mysterious metal disc with "Property of US Government" stamped on it.

Cosmic Debris: Earth's Accidental Space Ambassador

Cosmic Debris: Earth's Accidental Space Ambassador
Imagine being an advanced civilization with technology we can't even comprehend, chilling 2049 light years away, and suddenly your alien astronomers detect a rogue manhole cover breaking your planet's atmosphere at hypersonic speeds. Plot twist: it's just human engineering gone hilariously wrong! This references the 1957 Pascal-B nuclear test where a steel manhole cover was accidentally launched at an estimated 125,000 mph (potentially 5-6 times escape velocity). Scientists believe it might be the fastest human-made object ever and could have actually escaped Earth's gravity. Somewhere in the cosmos, there's probably a confused alien filling out paperwork about "unidentified flying infrastructure."