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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Particle ranking Memes

Posts tagged with Particle ranking

America's Next Top Particle

Physics Science
1 year ago 23.7K views 0 shares
America's Next Top Particle
Particle physicists ranking subatomic particles like it's some reality TV show elimination. The down quark got strategically placed at #6 to avoid the top 5, while the electron neutrino's justification ("cause they penetrate me w/o my consent") reads like a physicist who's spent too many nights in the detector lab. Bottom quark coming in last is peak particle hierarchy drama. This is basically "America's Next Top Particle" but with more math and fewer photoshoots.

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