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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Parenthood Memes

Posts tagged with Parenthood

The Ultimate Pregnancy Detection Method

Biology Medicine
2 months ago 19.7K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Pregnancy Detection Method
The answer is E) Panic Attack! 😱 Nothing quite confirms a pregnancy like that moment of existential terror when you see those two pink lines appear! The hCG test might detect the hormone, but your racing heartbeat detects the impending lifestyle change! Biology is wild - one minute you're enjoying your carefree existence, the next you're frantically Googling "how much college costs in 2045" at 3 AM. And let's not forget option F) The sudden ability to smell EVERYTHING within a 5-mile radius!

Jupiter: The Sleep-Deprived Parent Of The Solar System

Astronomy Universe Science
10 months ago 15.4K views 0 shares
Jupiter: The Sleep-Deprived Parent Of The Solar System
Parenthood in the solar system looks ROUGH! Jupiter's swirling storms look exactly like the exhausted eyes of every parent who's ever survived a toddler phase—except Jupiter has 79 of them! The gas giant's famous Great Red Spot isn't a storm; it's clearly a caffeine-induced eye twitch from maintaining gravitational relationships with dozens of moons while also fending off cosmic debris that might hit Earth. Next time you're tired from watching ONE kid, remember Jupiter's been doing this dance for 4.5 billion years without a single day off! 🪐☕

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The Self-Hosting Revolution Powered by Mini PCs

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