Ozempic Memes

Corporate sugar execs facing a sales crisis get exactly what they asked for—but not what they wanted. While they're hoping for brilliant marketing solutions to boost declining sugar sales, they instead receive brutally honest suggestions: scaring people about ozempic side effects, using sugar for pre-workout energy, or as alternative fuel. The last guy suggesting biofuels? Promptly defenestrated. Because nothing says "quarterly profits matter more than innovation" like tossing the renewable energy guy out a window. Classic corporate problem-solving!