Ownership Memes

The ultimate scientific custody battle! Physicists created quantum mechanics to explain subatomic behavior, but chemists swooped in like your cousin borrowing your favorite hoodie and never returning it. The chemist goes from "You made this?" to "I made this" faster than an electron changes energy states! It's the academic equivalent of planting your flag on someone else's moon landing. Physicists everywhere are still filling out the emotional damage paperwork.