Overnight Memes

The classic academic phenomenon of "overnight expertise." One minute you're staring blankly at your textbook wondering if thermodynamics is some kind of yoga practice, the next you're confidently explaining quantum chromodynamics to your cat at 3 AM. The human brain's remarkable ability to panic-absorb information right before finals is perhaps the strongest evidence that we evolved specifically to survive academia. If only this superpower worked for anything besides passing tests and immediately forgetting everything afterward.