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The Electron Triangle Tragedy

Chemistry Science

13 days ago 4.0K views 0 shares

The Electron Triangle Tragedy

Look at this beautiful electron configuration! What we're witnessing is a classic case of unrequited covalent bonding. While "Me" is desperately trying to share electrons with "Her," she's already formed a stable pair with "The Other Guy." Chemistry doesn't lie - you're just the lone electron in this orbital triangle. The universe follows strict rules about electron pairs, and unfortunately, you're the odd electron out. Maybe try finding an atom with an incomplete valence shell next time?

Uncertainty Go Brrr

Astronomy Physics Science Universe

1 month ago 13.0K views 0 shares

Uncertainty Go Brrr

Someone's been sneaking quantum mechanics into the astronomy lecture! This brilliant mix-up confuses planetary orbits with electron probability clouds - as if Jupiter is just playing cosmic hide-and-seek! The joke is that planets absolutely DO have precise locations (sorry, Schrödinger's cat doesn't have a planetary cousin). Unlike electrons, which exist in probability clouds rather than fixed points, we can track exactly where Mars is without collapsing its wavefunction. Next up in this class: "Black holes are just cosmic garbage disposals" and "Stars are actually giant fireflies that got stuck in space." *frantically scribbles incorrect notes*