Oracle Memes

The perfect corporate money loop doesn't exi— Oh wait, it does! This meme brilliantly captures the tech industry's most expensive game of hot potato. Nvidia gives $100B to OpenAI, who passes it to Oracle, who returns it to Nvidia, creating the world's most expensive circular economy. It's like watching three corporations play "keep-away" with the GDP of a small nation. The power strip plugged into itself at the top is chef's kiss perfect - a visual metaphor for this self-sustaining yet completely illogical financial circuit. Just like that power strip can't actually generate electricity, this money cycle doesn't create real value - just inflated market caps and tech bros high-fiving each other. Silicon Valley's version of the Circle of Life, except instead of nature's harmony, it's capitalism's absurdity. Next up: Meta investing in TikTok so TikTok can buy more Meta ads!