Open-sets Memes

Dude's out here trying to flirt using topology and gets absolutely destroyed by reality. He's asking if subsets are open (a legit topology question), probably trying to sound smart, and she has no clue what he's talking about. So naturally, he whips out the illustrated topology textbook like "let me educate you on open and closed sets, m'lady" and she just... laughs at him. Then delivers the killing blow: "it's a good subset sir." Translation: "you're a nice guy but no." And THEN he finds out the membership he just bought to impress her? Not open. The irony is *chef's kiss*. Nothing says romantic rejection quite like getting friendzoned in mathematical terminology. The subset was closed all along, buddy.