Online shopping Memes

Searching for radium online? That "Shopping" tab is basically a portal to the FBI watchlist! Radium's half-life might be 1600 years, but your freedom's half-life becomes about 20 minutes after checkout! 🧪☢️ Fun radioactive fact: Marie Curie's notebooks are STILL so radioactive they're kept in lead boxes and require special handling. Imagine what your Amazon package would need! "Free shipping with hazmat suit included!"