Online shopping Memes

When your Amazon algorithm goes from "here's that book you might like" to "hey, want 55 pounds of industrial abrasive material?" The jump from casual shopper to potential supervillain is apparently just one click away! Aluminum oxide is actually used for sandblasting, polishing, and as an abrasive in manufacturing. So either Amazon thinks you're starting a hardcore DIY project, or they've identified you as someone who needs to erase evidence... fast. Your FBI agent is definitely taking notes right now.

Searching for radium online? That "Shopping" tab is basically a portal to the FBI watchlist! Radium's half-life might be 1600 years, but your freedom's half-life becomes about 20 minutes after checkout! 🧪☢️ Fun radioactive fact: Marie Curie's notebooks are STILL so radioactive they're kept in lead boxes and require special handling. Imagine what your Amazon package would need! "Free shipping with hazmat suit included!"