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Don't Even Talk About Sedenions...

Don't Even Talk About Sedenions...
Welcome to the mathematical horror show! 🧪 Real numbers? Perfectly behaved children with all their nice properties. Complex numbers lose ordering but still play well together. Then come quaternions, the rebellious teenagers of mathematics who refuse to commute (i×j≠j×i). But octonions? Those cosmic horrors abandon ALL mathematical niceties! They're the mathematical equivalent of unleashing chaos gremlins into your equations. No wonder mathematicians start looking traumatized! And if you think that's bad... don't even MENTION sedenions to a mathematician unless you want to see a grown adult curl into fetal position and whimper about "zero divisors" and "non-associativity." Pure nightmare fuel for number theorists!

Quit It With The 8-Dimensional Numbers

Quit It With The 8-Dimensional Numbers
The mathematical number system progression: starts with "Real" numbers (the ones we use daily), evolves to "Complex" (those pesky imaginary numbers with i ), then escalates to "Quaternion" (4D mathematical objects that make engineers sweat), followed by "Octonion" (8D numbers that should be illegal), and finally ends with the only reasonable response—"Screaming." This is basically the five stages of grief for math majors. The decreasing upvotes at each level perfectly correlate with the number of people who still understand what's happening.

There Are More Unitary Constants In Heaven And Earth, Hamilton, Than Are Dreamt Of In Your Quaternions

There Are More Unitary Constants In Heaven And Earth, Hamilton, Than Are Dreamt Of In Your Quaternions
Oh, the beautiful descent into mathematical madness! This meme brilliantly maps the progression from ordinary real numbers to increasingly bizarre hypercomplex number systems as a journey into mental chaos. Starting with comfortable real numbers, we quickly spiral through complex numbers (with their imaginary i ), then quaternions (Hamilton's 4D creation with i , j , and k ), and then... the rabbit hole gets DEEP. Octonions? Sedenions?? By the time you're contemplating Voudon numbers, you're basically performing mathematical voodoo! The joke is that understanding these increasingly abstract number systems correlates perfectly with declining mental stability. Your math professor wasn't eccentric - they were just spending too much time with pathions! 🤯