Obesity Memes

Someone just plugged Earth's mass and dimensions into a BMI calculator and got absolutely roasted by the results. Turns out our beloved planet clocks in at a BMI of 367 billion with an "Obese Class III" rating, and apparently needs to lose about 6 sextillion kg to be "healthy." The astronauts floating in space are having that moment of realization: "Wait... has Earth always been this thicc?" BMI was designed for humans, not celestial bodies, so applying it to a planet is like using a banana for scale in astrophysics—technically possible but hilariously meaningless. Earth's "weight" comes from being a massive ball of iron, rock, and molten goodness, not from skipping leg day. If anything, Earth is perfectly dense for keeping us all gravitationally attached, so maybe we should stop body-shaming our home planet and appreciate that it's literally holding us down in the best way possible.