Number properties Memes

The math addiction pipeline is real, folks. One minute you're an innocent third grader learning that 2+2=4, and before you know it, you're hunched over a 900-page Field Theory textbook at 3 AM, questioning your life choices and wondering if abstract algebra is just an elaborate prank played on humanity. They hook you with the cute commutative property, then BAM! Suddenly you're deep in the trenches of Galois theory, and your friends don't invite you to parties anymore because last time you tried explaining why rings are cooler than fields. The saddest part? The algebraists in the second panel aren't even having fun anymore—they're just too far gone to turn back. Math: not even once.

Mathematicians vs everyone else having a cosmic showdown over the number 69! While regular humans giggle at the suggestive connotations, math nerds are over here appreciating its genuine mathematical properties - it's the only number that's both the sum of the squares of its digits (6² + 9² = 36 + 81 = 117) AND the product of its digits multiplied by their sum (6 × 9 × (6+9) = 54 × 15 = 810). Woody's horrified face is every person who just wanted to make a juvenile joke but got ambushed by an enthusiastic mathematician explaining why the number is ACTUALLY fascinating. The duality is *chef's kiss* mathematical perfection!