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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

No-communication theorem Memes

Posts tagged with No-communication theorem

Quantum Entanglement Won't Fix Your Long-Distance Relationship

Physics Science Scientists
6 months ago 26.2K views 0 shares
Quantum Entanglement Won't Fix Your Long-Distance Relationship
That exasperated feline expression perfectly captures the internal screaming of physicists everywhere when someone suggests using quantum entanglement for faster-than-light communication. Despite its spooky action at a distance, entanglement doesn't let you transmit actual information faster than light—it's like having two instantly synchronized coins that still need a phone call to tell someone what you observed. The cat's judging stare says "I've heard this misconception 9 lives worth of times, and I'm running out of patience to explain the no-communication theorem again."

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My Arduino spins faster when Claude burns more tokens

Repurposed a broken Stirling-engine chassis as a desk toy that spins when Claude Code is busy and dies when I lock my Mac. Arduino + Kasa + Python. Read article →

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