Nerd holiday Memes

Looks like mathematicians have finally rounded π to 3.12. Next they'll tell us the Earth is a perfect sphere and friction doesn't exist. The real crime here is celebrating Pi Day with actual pie—a flagrant violation of the "no food in the lab" policy that's kept my keyboard crumb-free for years. Still, I'd risk disciplinary action for that pumpkin pie slice on the right. My research suggests it pairs well with differential equations and existential dread.