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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Negative mass Memes

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Physics Professor's Existential Crisis

Physics Science Academia
1 year ago 21.8K views 0 shares
Physics Professor's Existential Crisis
The professor's soul is visibly leaving his body upon seeing a car with negative mass traveling faster than light. Nothing triggers physics professors quite like answers that violate the fundamental laws of the universe. A negative mass would require exotic matter we haven't discovered, and exceeding light speed would break causality itself. The student might as well have written "the car runs on unicorn tears and time-travels on Tuesdays" for all the physical sense it makes. That expression is the exact moment when the professor realizes those weekend review sessions were completely pointless.

Breaking Physics One Homework Problem At A Time

Physics Academia Science
1 year ago 18.6K views 0 shares
Breaking Physics One Homework Problem At A Time
Physics professors everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force! A car with negative mass traveling faster than light? Einstein is doing barrel rolls in his grave right now! This student clearly skipped the "laws of physics are non-negotiable" lecture. Negative mass would make the car float UP, not down, and exceeding light speed? That's like claiming you found a corner in a circle! The professor's face is the universal expression for "I've failed as an educator." Next thing you know, they'll claim their homework was eaten by a quantum fluctuation!

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