The classic logical fallacy of confusing "sufficient" with "necessary" conditions strikes again! Our green friend here thinks they've cracked extraterrestrial existence through Rule 34 logic: "If aliens exist, there's porn of them" → "There's porn of aliens" → "Therefore aliens exist." Unfortunately, that's like saying "If it rains, the ground gets wet" → "The ground is wet" → "Therefore it rained." Someone skipped their intro to logic class while searching for... unconventional evidence. The truth is out there, but probably not in those search results.